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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 10:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

This Simple Dietary Trick Could Improve Your Sleep in 24 Hours - SciTechDaily

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Yahoo Finance

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Why stablecoin play Circle’s stock is still a buy even after a sixfold rally - MarketWatch

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

One Of The Rarest Video Games Ever Has Been Preserved Online - GameSpot

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

This map shows what Earth will look like in 250 million years - Notebookcheck

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Quae illo minus voluptatum fugiat ea quaerat qui.

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

8 of the most controversial album covers of all time - dazeddigital.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

No way

How do I cure anxiety that comes to me when I think about life when in the toilet?

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

GTA Online Money Fronts Update Download Goes Live Early - RockstarINTEL

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.