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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 10:43

Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Quae illo minus voluptatum fugiat ea quaerat qui.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
No way
How do I cure anxiety that comes to me when I think about life when in the toilet?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.